abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

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jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur

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givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye

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ashtonbabeirwin:

empty arena edit of 18 - 5 seconds of summer
x

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versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

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Selena Gomez out in Ischia on July 19, 2014

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ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

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zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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vanessahudgens:

Flume Concert Madness

Stella and I had such a good time at last week’s Flume show. It was seriously outta control. He absolutely killlllled it from beginning to end. Talk about some BASS! Haha. And in the midst of being so inspired by the music and the vibe of the crowd I managed to catch some crazy moments on video to share with all you love bugs :)

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spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-"

*sits down*

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jackfrostftw:

rosebelikova:

bombshellbutt:

josheeta:

saddest moment in history

i cRIED SO HARD AT THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 DON’T TOY WITH MY EMoTIONS

don’t troy with my emotions

do you think this is a fuckiiggn gamE

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pikashton:

Nobody’s a picture perfect…

(Luke)

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